Letters to Holly

Tuesday, February 19

Turns Out That Wasn't Right

No, Your Aunt did not send us 300 pounds of dried food.

She sent us 400 pounds.

Thirteen 30-pound buckets of dried food pouches guaranteed to last 25 years.

It all arrived an hour after our phone call. I'm tempted to open up a pouch and try it. I figure we can offer the rest to the local doomsday preppers.